"Would you please stop saying 'That's a no-brainer'!"
Social Etiquette Fan Gifts
For those who cherish good manners and clever social cues, our collection offers witty and charming items that make a thoughtful gift for any etiquette fan. Whether it’s a tongue-in-cheek mug or a stylish print, show off your appreciation for social grace with fun and functional pieces that highlight the art of politeness.
"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
'Nice to meet you.' - 'Hold on.' - 'Eh?' - 'What the...?!' - 'Nice to meet you.'
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."
Let's shake on it.
"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."
A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.
Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".
'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'
'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'
'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''
'I certainly phoned SOMEBODY and said, honey, I'm bringing home a guest for dinner!'
"I'll have my people call your people."
Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'
"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."
Corona: Take Precautions!
"How much do you tip your genie?"
'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'
"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."
Would it be rude if I didn't follow them all back?
A guest departing a party.
"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #
Widow advising a man that men often owe their success to the beauty and social charm of their wife.
Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?"
''How am I?' Tsk, you people who don't do facebook! I've got to make up a status update especially for you, have I?'
"I guess they were right."
"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"
'On The Face Of It.'
"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"
'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'
'Put away that damned smartphone!'
Social Etiquette Fan Gifts Collection
Social Etiquette Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of social etiquette fan mugs and bring humor and politeness to your daily coffee routine.
Social Etiquette Fan Pillows
Discover pillows that showcase your love for social finesse, blending comfort with a dash of humor.
Social Etiquette Fan Prints
Browse our stylish prints celebrating social charm, ideal for etiquette enthusiasts who love a witty touch in their decor.
Social Etiquette Fan T-Shirts
Check out our social etiquette fan t-shirts—fun, clever, and perfect for making a statement about good manners.