Soccer Strategy Pundit Pillows

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Jim was a model Dad".

Football Bomb