Soccer Scribe Gifts

Ada Martine Stolsmo Hegerberg

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"We might need that ball, boy!"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Blazer details Fifa bribes

Sara Carbonero Arévalo

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

FIFA scandal

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

"What sports fan are you?"

RX baseball hat

Football Sisyphus

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Ghost in Goal

Football Applause

'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'

Ruud Gullit's 'sexy football'

'I'm not awarding a free kick, but RADA has just awarded you a scholarship.'

Harry Redknapp

'Come here Sepp. I fancy a bite!'

Men working sign at golf hole

Let the game begin.

Off-air comments.

"You are trying to block the 2018 world cup in Moscow!"

Suzy Kolber

Spot the English player.