Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!
Soccer Faking Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates soccer faking prowess? Discover our playful collection designed for the creative tactician who loves to fake, feint, and fool opponents on the field. Whether for the seasoned player or the passionate fan, these products combine humor, wit, and style. Show appreciation for their crafty skills with unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their love for the beautiful game’s trickery. A great way to acknowledge their inventive moves and sense of fun.
"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."
'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'
'Best save I've ever seen.'
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
Centaur Forward
It had been a while, but he had finally come home.
'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'
"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"
Football Accident.
Football/Soccer bubbles
Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out
Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)
"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"
Team medic spraying deodorant
FIFA 2006 head-butt affair
'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'
"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Football
'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'
'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'
"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."
"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"
Footballers - Niall Quinn
Soccer Moms
'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'
'Bloody plaster of Paris.'
George Best
'My dad's a soccer announcer.'
'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'
'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'
Ball and Chain
"Have we scored yet?"
Game of Foot-ball/Soccer,with single human foot
"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"
Soccer Faking Aficionado Gifts Collection
Soccer Faking Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating soccer faking mastery—ideal for fans who appreciate clever play and humor on and off the pitch.
Soccer Faking Aficionado Pillows
Check out our playful pillows that showcase the art of soccer fakery—perfect for fans who enjoy adding humor to their decor.
Soccer Faking Aficionado Prints
Browse our vibrant prints capturing the spirit of football trickery—bring lively, clever artwork into your space today.
Soccer Faking Aficionado T-Shirts
See our range of t-shirts that highlight soccer faking finesse—fun apparel for enthusiasts who love to deceive and entertain.