Soap Opera Skeptic T-Shirts

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

'If it's too dirty for me to watch, how come they call it a 'soap'?'

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

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"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

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'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The Jung and the Restless.

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."