Soap Opera Skeptic T-Shirts

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

'If it's too dirty for me to watch, how come they call it a 'soap'?'

'There's so much rubbish on the telly these days.'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

June Brown

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Soap Opera

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''