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'Correlation Street.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

An idea box in a shower

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Soap Opera

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"