Sitcom Skeptic T-Shirts

"These days nothing says unfunny more than the sound of people laughing."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Well did he?"

Menopause and the City

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

John Cleese.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

John Laurie

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

At the 'Feel Good' movie of the year.

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

"And they lived happily ever-after? Well, maybe you should find out who their financial advisor is."

Bad Influence of TV

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

You've got to stop getting all your history from Youtube and Netflix. Why? Because those are videos. People who make videos are making entertainment. It it's entertaining that means someone's constructed story. If it's a story, that means they left out or twisted whatever doesn't logically fit their narrative as told from one point of view. Accurate history would be completely illogical. Oliver Stone would disagree.

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Down with canned laughter.

Dawn French.

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'