Snuggly Heat Manager T-Shirts

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

When is he coming home buddy?

Pillows in love.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Baby it's cold outside.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Watching telly

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Futons/Futoffs

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Space Heaters

'Telephone sex in New England'

Hey, that's my Snuggie. The Dog Days of Winter.

'His productivity goes way down after September!'