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Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I brought cocoa."

Doughboy Dad

Litterary Dogs.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Futons/Futoffs

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Watching telly

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

Sun. Rain.

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Puppy Love.

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion