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Status update...

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Doughboy Dad

"I brought cocoa."

Litterary Dogs.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Futons/Futoffs

Watching telly

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Sun. Rain.

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Dogs running in their dreams