Snuggly Heat Manager Pillows

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

When is he coming home buddy?

Pillows in love.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Baby it's cold outside.

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

Space Heaters

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

'Telephone sex in New England'

"Crowdfunding..."