Snuggly Innovators Pillows

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Pillows in love.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

Baby it's cold outside.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Scenes from a marriage

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Dog in the Bed.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

"It's a three dog night, Mother."