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'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

Baby it's cold outside.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.

Scenes from a marriage

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'