Giver Of Warmth T-Shirts

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Woman carrying a love heart

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'Isn't it great?!'

Half asleep.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

Thanks And Giving.

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'I think he's saying he wants a hug.'

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'Spare change.'

Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

Keeping warm

'Eve is a nice addition, except you inadvertently created a lot of sexual tension.'

Space Heaters