Warmth Creator T-Shirts

Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

Candle Portraits.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Be a friend.

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Group hug.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.