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Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Be a friend.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Group hug.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."