Warmth Artist T-Shirts

It doesn't take her long to find the warmest place in the house.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Candle Portraits.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

How to recover from a bad day

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Be a friend.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

Group hug.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."