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It doesn't take her long to find the warmest place in the house.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

How to recover from a bad day

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Be a friend.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Group hug.

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'