Snowy Chef Caper Gifts

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"More helium."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'You made me jump,'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Child making ice sculpture.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Huge Christmas Pudding

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

Snowman and his pc.

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.

How to have the perfect Holiday Turkey!

Winter String Quartet

"Shouldn't you be getting ready for lunch?"

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

"When you thank god for this meal, put in a good word for your mother too."