Snowy Chef Caper Mugs

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"More helium."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'You made me jump,'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Child making ice sculpture.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Huge Christmas Pudding

Snowman and his pc.

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

How to have the perfect Holiday Turkey!

Winter String Quartet

While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

"When you thank god for this meal, put in a good word for your mother too."

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...