Snowman Shopper Gifts

"Daddy's taking us out to buy a snowman!"

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"You call this ice?"

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snow Bridge.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"It's her first snowman."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."