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"Daddy's taking us out to buy a snowman!"

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Alien Snowmen

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"You call this ice?"

'Do you come here often?'

Frosty, the Golden Years

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Snow Bridge.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"It's her first snowman."