Snowcarving Aficionado Gifts

Tall Snowman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"It was a botched surgery."

Ski kicker.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

Whittlers Mother

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"