Snowcarving Aficionado Pillows

Tall Snowman

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Bless You."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"It was a botched surgery."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."