Snort Giggler Gifts

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"The cookies are always stale."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Pest control, with death.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Ah-Choo!

'Dicing with Death'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Confession Ratings.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

Dead & Breakfast.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."