Snoring Chorus Conductor Pillows

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

Concert Pianist.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Hildegard von Bingen

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra conductor

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"I lost the groove."

Doggy conductor

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Gustav Holst

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tenors

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

No Instruments Please

Mexican angels.

Angel playing music

Animal Band.

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.