Chorus Singer Pillows

Strike the Harp and join the Chorus

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I lost the groove."

Rock On

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Choirboy

Church Hymn

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."