'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'
Snoring Chorus Conductor Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the snoring chorus conductor? Celebrate their passion for music and their fun personality with gifts designed to bring a smile. Ideal for someone who loves conducting and singing, even if the rhythm includes a few snores.
Concert Pianist.
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.
Hildegard von Bingen
'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"
Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"
Orchestra conductor
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Dog Day Afternoon
"I lost the groove."
Doggy conductor
"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."
Gustav Holst
Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.
Tenors
Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder
No Instruments Please
Mexican angels.
Angel playing music
Animal Band.
A Lightning Conductor.
'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'
The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations
Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."
Composer's Trousers Fall Down.
Snoring Chorus Conductor Gifts Collection
Snoring Chorus Conductor Mugs
Explore our collection of funny mugs for the snoring chorus conductor and find a gift that makes every morning musical!
Snoring Chorus Conductor Pillows
Find soft, funny pillows for the chorus conductor who loves to relax and laugh after a long day of conducting.
Snoring Chorus Conductor Prints
Decorate their music space with amusing prints that honor the snoring conductor’s unique blend of talent and humor.
Snoring Chorus Conductor T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for the creative conductor—perfect for rehearsals, casual wear, or as a joke gift.