Snoozing Sportster Gifts

Sleepwalking Golfer

Sleepwalker on treadmill

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Curling Rocks!

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Dogs running in their dreams

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Sports for slipper wearers.

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

"Johnny's working so hard. He's had his nose in that book for hours"

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'