Snoozing Sportster Pillows

Sleepwalking Golfer

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Curling Rocks!

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Sports for slipper wearers.

Sorry I'm late, Boss. My internal alarm clock was overridden by my internal snooze button.

'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'

"I've just listened to all the political news. I think I'm going to go back to sleep.