Snoop Dogg Fan Pillows

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

An inbred poodle.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

When Pugs dream.

'Damn showdog people!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Made in Sweden.

A dog biscuit

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!