Snoop Dogg Fan Pillows

Snoop Dogg

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Damn showdog people!'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

When Pugs dream.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Made in Sweden.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

A dog biscuit

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!