Showdog Fans Pillows

'Damn showdog people!'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Agility God

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Talking Dog.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Magic Trick

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Best in Heat.

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Curtain call

Ginger was born to dance.

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"Let me do the talking!"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Trumpets Green

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

'I knew you were going to say that.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

'Moles? Nah - Sheila Hancock keeps popping up everywhere.'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

The Magicians' Union...

'He's lost his voice...'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"