Showdog Fans Pillows

'Damn showdog people!'

Agility God

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Talking Dog.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Best in Heat.

Magic Trick

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Curtain call

"Let me do the talking!"

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

Trumpets Green

Ginger was born to dance.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'I knew you were going to say that.'

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

'Moles? Nah - Sheila Hancock keeps popping up everywhere.'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

The Magicians' Union...

'He's lost his voice...'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"