Snickerer Of Santa Tales Gifts

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Litterary Dogs.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Theory of Gravity

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

How to make your own snickers bar

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

Santa's budget reform...

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Santa sits in the waiting room of a Weight Loss Clinic with other large people.

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

'Is this guy serious?'

Book Burp

'I've been catching my tail a lot lately.'

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

That Snake Talks Sense

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''