Slop Snickerer Gifts

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Theory of Gravity

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'Is it slop yet?'

How to make your own snickers bar

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

"I know: what if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk,' we'll insert the name of our own product."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'Is this guy serious?'

'Water, there's a fly in my slop.'

Would you like some sprinkles on that?

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

That Snake Talks Sense

'That's a fruit machine, the ATM is over there.'

Good cop, bad slop, hard bop.

Having signed up for the casino self-exclusion program, Hector would have done well to specify the means of removal.