Saintly Snickerer Gifts

"That's the preacher's dog."

Clown God

St. Elmo's fired.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Theory of Gravity

'Whoops!'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

Saint Christopher

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

'Is this guy serious?'

"The Pope said nope!"

Heaven II

'Even if you were always Mother's little angel, I still have to look it up.'

"I see you're of good character."

Remove Belt & Shoes

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

Three wall angels...