Satire Snickerer Gifts

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Nun Fight.

What do you suggest we do about this?

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Hedge of two moo cows

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Theory of Gravity

Euphemistic.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

St George at the psychiatrists.

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'Does this gown make me look fat?'

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

"Yeah...maybe we just leave this part out."

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

US troops Exit Afghanistan.

Your Sculpture while you wait.