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'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Nun Fight.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

What do you suggest we do about this?

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Theory of Gravity

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Euphemistic.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Hedge of two moo cows

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

St George at the psychiatrists.

'Does this gown make me look fat?'

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Yeah...maybe we just leave this part out."

US troops Exit Afghanistan.

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'