Scientific Snickerer Gifts

Theory of Gravity

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Cavemen Exhibit

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Wishing Well

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Grok's Black Hole Theory