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"That's the preacher's dog."

Clown God

St. Elmo's fired.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Whoops!'

Theory of Gravity

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"Who ate all the pieties?"

Latte Day Saints

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

Can Jesus come out and pray?

Saint Christopher

'Is this guy serious?'

Heaven II

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"The Pope said nope!"

'Even if you were always Mother's little angel, I still have to look it up.'

"I see you're of good character."

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Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'