Sneaky Pranksters Gifts

'If you're going to draw on the wall... do it behind the sofa.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Tank color choices.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'