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'If you're going to draw on the wall... do it behind the sofa.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

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'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I think we both know who did it...."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."