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"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Children in a Nursery.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'