Snake Habitat Designer Gifts

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Snake Charmer

'I told you it would fit.'

Saint Patrick

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

The one liner Eve should have used - 'You gotta be kidding!'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."