Snake Habitat Designer Mugs

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Saint Patrick

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

The one liner Eve should have used - 'You gotta be kidding!'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).