Snake Keeping Gifts

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

Could you please not leave your old skins lying around the house! (colour)

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Music Critic.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Snake Charmer

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.