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'We really must do something about that pet door.'

Could you please not leave your old skins lying around the house! (colour)

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Snake Charmer