Snake Appreciation Pillows

''What's the point of big chompers, we swallow everything whole!"

VINYL HISS

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Danth battle?

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."