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'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Goal!"

Local food for local consumption

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Snail Racing