Snail Snack Enthusiasts Mugs

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Super Heroes.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Sheltering in place.

Snail Racing

Back in 5 minutes!

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Local food for local consumption

"Goal!"

Slug Bait- snails love it