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Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I've invested in property..."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Stress'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

On holiday...

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Snail with pc monitor.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'The escargots are underdone.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Love your renovations.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."