Snail Food Fighter Pillows

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I've invested in property..."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Stress'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

On holiday...

Snail with pc monitor.

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Love your renovations.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"So, you're staying in then?"

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I need a slower internet connection."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'MILK FIGHT!'