Junk Food Fighter T-Shirts

Let your favorite snack champion wear their passion with pride—our witty junk food fighter t-shirts make a bold, playful statement against the mundane.

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Frank's Diet Progress.

Frank's Diet Progress.

For Jim, the first few days after he quit eating junk food were the hardest.

For Jim, the first few days after he quit eating junk food were the hardest.

Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.

Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.

'12-step Meetings Alcoholics Anonymous, Nicotine Anonymous and Junk Food Anonymous.'

'12-step Meetings Alcoholics Anonymous, Nicotine Anonymous and Junk Food Anonymous.'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

Homo Gamus

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Fast Food Menu Selections

The Official Covid-19 Diet

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sweet surprise.

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

Nutrition-Free Diet

Nutrition-Free Diet

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Junk Food Fighter T-Shirts Collection

Junk Food Fighter Mugs

Explore our collection of junk food fighter mugs and find a fun way to brighten their mornings with humor and personality.

Junk Food Fighter Pillows

Add some cheeky comfort to their space with our junk food fighter pillows—perfect for snack lovers with a sense of humor.

Junk Food Fighter Prints

Decorate with attitude—our junk food fighter prints bring bold, funny statements into any room, celebrating snack-time rebellion.