Snack Skeptics Gifts

"Don't—they'll only make you thirstier."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Gamers

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Trial Mix.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."